11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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