It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Randomize
