Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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