I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
