Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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