oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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