Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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