Porn is love you can see.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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