"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
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