Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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