I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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