so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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