On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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