Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
A+ Viking dick
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Randomize
