let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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