Porn is love you can see.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I don't want my vagina anymore.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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