i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Randomize
