if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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