just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Randomize