i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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