did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
now i know why i became what i already was.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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