Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
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