Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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