foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Wtf did i hit my head on?
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