If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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