: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
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