I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
She said her name was "party"
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
Randomize
