I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
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