aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I have aggressive nipples.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Randomize
