I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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