So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
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