Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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