Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Randomize
