Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
My dick has a subreddit
I pour the whiskey from now on
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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