You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
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