So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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