Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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