wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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