Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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