I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
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