I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
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