It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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