How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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