spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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