M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
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