It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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