Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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