I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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