You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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