I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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