I wannas sexs uuuuu
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize
