Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
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