Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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