Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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