Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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