We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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